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vagandles 

Crocs---sandles with holes---they are gay and for women.
Jake: "Hey Jim, how do you like my croc sandles?"

Jim: "Those aren't sandles, those are...vagandles!"
vagandles by Vagandle wearer September 18, 2009

vagandruff 

A scruff which forms on your vagina, and comes off in small particles.
Babri's love triagle was full of vagandruff.
vagandruff by Chris Cutshall November 12, 2007

vagander 

Slang for an appointment with your "woman doctor". Inspired from the term vajayjay.
I should ask about The Pill when I go in for my vagander next week.
vagander by Fortunes_Daughter July 1, 2007
a group of sexy soccer girls in a hot tub discussing birth control, awkward turtles, and tmi turkeys.
" Boneland? Where are all the guys? it's more like Vagland in here. Well, except for that large hairy man in the pool. "

"Welcome to Vagland!..where we are vagificent."

We'd like to introduce you to Vagemma, Vagate, Vagicah, Vagelsie, Vagyssa, Vagiz, Vagali, Vagatalie, Vagerinn, Vagatie.

VAGSTAND 

when a girl slides down on your cock and you bottom out before your all the way inside her; she is doing a VAGSTAND
man shorty was tight but she didnt make it we ended up staring at eachother while she was in pain doing the VAGSTAND
VAGSTAND by BENJOLI December 12, 2010

vagander 

a combination of the words vagina and gander. Used to describe the yearly trip to the OB/GYN or any other female-specific doctor.
I have my vagander at eight o'clock Monday morning.
vagander by cinderbella84 July 2, 2007
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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