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vagandles
Jake: "Hey Jim, how do you like my croc sandles?"
Jim: "Those aren't sandles, those are...vagandles!"
Jim: "Those aren't sandles, those are...vagandles!"
vagandles by Vagandle wearer September 18, 2009
Related Words
Vagsand • PB & Vag Sandwich • vagander • Vaghanding • VagStand • vagandles • vagando • vagandriff • vagandruff • Vagandy
vagandruff
vagandruff by Chris Cutshall November 12, 2007
vagander
vagander by Fortunes_Daughter July 1, 2007
Vagland
a group of sexy soccer girls in a hot tub discussing birth control, awkward turtles, and tmi turkeys.
" Boneland? Where are all the guys? it's more like Vagland in here. Well, except for that large hairy man in the pool. "
"Welcome to Vagland!..where we are vagificent."
We'd like to introduce you to Vagemma, Vagate, Vagicah, Vagelsie, Vagyssa, Vagiz, Vagali, Vagatalie, Vagerinn, Vagatie.
"Welcome to Vagland!..where we are vagificent."
We'd like to introduce you to Vagemma, Vagate, Vagicah, Vagelsie, Vagyssa, Vagiz, Vagali, Vagatalie, Vagerinn, Vagatie.
Vagland by Kate, Emma, Kelsie, Micah May 23, 2008
vagander
a combination of the words vagina and gander. Used to describe the yearly trip to the OB/GYN or any other female-specific doctor.
vagander by cinderbella84 July 2, 2007
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Pee Calculus
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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