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Very Short Attention Span Syndrome :

A common condition amongst men and women alike where one cannot keep their mind on one thing for a single minute. People suffering from this condition are generically labeled as 'Spastards' which, although a little harsh, can often bring them out of their transfixion on that wall over there.
Jimmy - ROFLCOPTER, check out this vid!
Bob - Okies.
*Bobs starts to watch, but the colour in his eyes begins to drain, and under closer inspection, you can tell that the VSASS has kicked in, and hes not FUCKING WATCHING*
Jimmy - I said watch it, you fucking spastard!
VSASS by carthage March 10, 2009
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vassilia 

Vassilia or Vasileia is a female name of Greek origin which means royal or kingly, the reign of a king. It also has a religious connotation, as in the kingdom of heaven.

In greek, In greek it's spelled like this: Βασιλεία

Vassilia derives from the main female name Vassiliki. The name is also used in many celtic, orthodox cultures. Girls under the name Vassilia are given the nickname Vassilki or Vasilok which means cornflower.

Today the name is also associated with a fairy tale princess because of its frequent use in Russian fairy tales. The princess Vasilisa the Beautiful or Vasilisa the Wise is a stock character in Russian fairy tales, including The Frog Tsarevna and Vasilisa the Beautiful.

Other Nickname(s) Vasya, Vasilisochka, Vasilochik
Related names Basilia, Basilissa, Basilla, Vasilia, Vasiliki (Greek); Vasilka (Bulgarian); Vasylyna (Ukrainian); Vasilissa
And then she looked at me, Vassilia. I cannot forget her name, her big brown eyes and her sensual yet innocent smile.
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Ian Vassar 

A furry fan who injoyes blink 182
You would listen to blink in a fox suit, your such an Ian Vassar.
Ian Vassar by poeforshow44 December 7, 2010
A small liberal arts school in Poughkeepsie, New York with a famously LGBT+ friendly environment. As such, it was consecrated an "Ivy League Whorehouse" by the Westboro Baptist Church in February of 2013, sparking much excitement throughout the student body.
"I can't believe Vassar is now considered Ivy League! I'm so proud to be attending an Ivy League Whorehouse!"
Vassar by vassarkid February 10, 2013

Vassili zaitsev 

Shepherd from the foothills of the Urals

Later a Russian Soldier/Sniper,

Was awarded the country’s highest honor, the gold star of the Hero of the Soviet Union.

When the war was over he became a professor in Engineering at the university of Kiev

Wrote a book of his experiences called: Note of a sniper, Wich inspired the movies "Enemy at the gates" and "War of the rats"

He and a small band of Red Army snipers managed to terminate more than 1200 Nazis - mostly officers, sergeants, machine - gunners and artillery spotters.
Read; Note of a sniper

Watch; Enemy at the gates, Alltough its not correctly based upon Vassillis life.

( In fact he was a Active Communist )
Vassili zaitsev by KennethVJ August 5, 2005

hola vass 

Latin for "asshole". Literal meaning: "hole of ass". Used as a form of address in conversation.
Hey, hola vass! Do you speak Latin?
hola vass by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008
A really nice guy who is caring and very fun to talk to. Probabaly one of the only people you would love to rant to.However he can be crazy and viscous if someone makes him mad. He dose what he wants when he is angry. Be caution when to make vassell mad.
Oh no vassell is mad but a nice guy
Vassell by Johnnyblack277 March 13, 2017
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