Acronym for "Vice President I'd Like to F**k". This is a modification of MILTF and became popular when John McCain in the 2008 election, rather than picking a qualified candidate for vice president, went bonkers and picked an ex Alaska beauty queen runner up.

Sarah Palin is certainly my VPILTF.

VPILTF by stormrunner October 29, 2008

Related Words

VPILTF • VPILF • VPILF Loser

VPILF Loser

Somebody who posts the acronym VPILF on Urban Dictionary stupidly not realizing that 400 other people have done the same.

Wow...lots of VPILF losers today

VPILF Loser by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

VPILF

"Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck"

Sarah Louise Heath Palin, born February 11, 1964. The current governor of Alaska, and the Republican vice presidential nominee in the 2008 United States presidential election. John McCain's running mate in 2008.

Sarah Palin is a VPILF. I'd like to be her running mate!

VPILF by OhioPUA October 20, 2008

vpilf

Somebody that does not exist, because Joe Biden is not someone many people would like to fuck, and Sarah Palin is not a vice president.

Since when did Sarah Palin become a VPILF? Maybe if McCain won, this would be applicable.

vpilf by pacKGreenbay November 10, 2009

VPILF

First introduced in the 2008 presidential election year, this word refers to a "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck," in reference to Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, the first fuckable VP candidate. Many argued that the term was first applied when democrat Walter Mondale chose Geraldine Ferraro as his running mate in 1984, but then a picture of Ferraro was shown, and that argument evaporated. Palin shows the key difference between Republicans and Democrats: Republicans understand the importance of looks and fuckability, for there has never been a more fuckable ticket than that of McCain-Palin '08.

*Original credit for VPILF claimed by SNL.

Jonathan: Yo dawg! You see dat VPILF Sarah Palin on FOX last night?
Mochee: Naw man, I got stuck with that cold bitch Clinton on CNN.
Bizo: I fucking love Sarah Palin.

VPILF by Pdouchebag08 October 30, 2008

Vpilf

n. (vee-pilf) Like a Milf, a Vpilf is a Vice President I'd Like to Fuck.

"What do you think about Sarah Palin?"
"She'd definitely make one of the top Vpilfs of all time."
"What about Joe Biden?"
"hmm, maybe top 15."

Vpilf by ELBetter September 14, 2008

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026