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A “vampire pen” is slang or code for a needle or syringe that one would use to get blood return from your vein.

I ordered 200 boxes of “vampire pens” from the needle exchange. My mom uses “vampire pens” every day for her insulin. My friend uses “vampire pens” to administer testosterone

VAMPIRE PEN by BostonEmily June 24, 2022

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vampire penguin

When a woman ties your arms to your side and forces you to eat her out on her period.

That bitch made me a vampire penguin.

vampire penguin by Pgroast June 25, 2020

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Vampire Penis

Another name for a tampon.

Girl 1: Ugh.. I started my period. Did you bring any tampons?
Girl 2: Do you mean a Vampire Penis?

Vampire Penis by styl0 May 22, 2010

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penis vampire

1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse that bites your dick instead of your neck.

2. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces.

3. a cocksucker

Jake: blah I vant to suck your dick! (lol)

Johnny: oh shit! Jake’s a penis vampire!!!

Duke: but there are no bite marks on his neck, how can this be happing?

Johnny: it was Emily, that bitch she bit his dick and turned him into a undead cocksucker.

penis vampire by man with no name December 27, 2008

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Penis Vampire

A girl who will resort to promiscuous or flirtatious behaviour to get help, advice or anything else she wants from a helpless male victim. Once achieving her goals ("sucking him dry"), the penis vampire ignores the poor sod, treating him like a total stranger.

Male 1: Wow, I'm so bummed out, I thought I had a chance with Emma

Male 2: Why what happened?

Male 1: She asked me to help her study for philosophy and she was all flirty and I thought I was in but after the exam, she totally ignored me.

Male 2: That Penis Vampire sucked you dry!

Penis Vampire by Rustee John January 9, 2009

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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