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Urban readist 

Dude stop reading or you’ll become an urban readist!
Urban readist by ET creator November 26, 2024

urban dictionary readers

Every person who reads, browses and makes articles in the website urbandictionary.com.

Article (or definition) makers in this website can be classified
in:

1.- 12/13/14 year olds who instead of giving a definition that explicate the whole and exquisit meaning of a word, give their own and personal definition based on their thoughts and personal point of view.
For example:

(Taken from an article about "emo girls")

-We emo girls don't cut our wrists because we dress like that-

These people lack knowledge about the word dictionary in urban dictionary.

2.- People who give a complete and redactated definition but just copy and paste a chunk of text from Wikipedia, Wikia or practically any informative website.

These people lack knowledge about the word urban in urban dictionary.

3.- People who respect and follow the whole concept of Urban dictionary but can't write anything longer than three miserable lines.
Usually found to be the kinds of definitons with over 6500 upvotes.

These people lack knowledge about redaction.
A: I stopped browsing urban dictionary because the urban dictionary readers suck.
B: damn straight.

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word. 

I really hope someone sees this. This has to work, right? There must be some way to get out of here. Somebody save me! I've been here for weeks. I just want to be home.
Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.

Reading urban dictionary alone at night while also naked as a male 

It is not good to be Reading urban dictionary alone at night while also naked as a male.

Wow ok so I am really bored so I'm going to create an urban dictionary article for just this sentence

Cade got bored in environmental in 11th grade, so he made an urban dictionary article just for himself
"dumbass this can't work in a sentence Wow ok so I am really bored so I'm going to create an urban dictionary article for just this sentence "

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy. 

the title of this definition lol
the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.