An individual who spends their time clogging the Urban dictionary vote page with petty and false definitions after their own names, or names of close friends. These are commonly accepted as biased crap, and voted against each due to a lack of context and comedic value. Despite the beliefs of most Cunkers, nobody is perfect; for if they were, they would implode as a result of the laws of science.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods