Uplav

An insane guy whose life revolves around Football.
Can be easily spotted because of his extraordinary stature!
Extremely shy when it comes to interacting with opposite sex.
But, is the best guy around! :)

Look at him...he plays awesome ball...he must be Uplav!

by slayer2208 October 22, 2012

Sunlit Uplands

In Brexit mythology, Sunlit Uplands is the dwelling of both false idols (politicians) and idealogues ( tabloid reading tossers). It is comparable to Asgard in Norse mythology, Mount Olympus in Greek mythology and Heaven in Abrahamic mythology. Only the truly faithful may apparently get a chance to enter and gaze at the elusive untold fortunes - and unicorns.

No of course I haven’t seen the fucking Sunlit Uplands of Brexit, or fucking unicorns; because it was always going to be bollocks! Just like all the other mythical shit people fall for.

Knobends!

by Ultra Vires May 24, 2022

uplage

used to make your cat jump up on the sofa, or to move ppls legs who are lying on the sofa so you cant sit down

me: uplage cat!
cat: fuck off!

or
me: dude uplage
dude: nah

by domizzle May 23, 2006

upland high school

A public school with a bunch of white fck boys, hot Cheeto loving hoes, and black people who think they can rap....only 5% of the girls are attractive there but there all snakes, the parties are gay and get rolled by the cops and everyone thinks ther hot shi*t

Upland High school a public school

by The fag December 3, 2015

Upland High School

A public school that is full of Snitches. Everybody thinks they're all big and bad until they have to fight. Most kids swear they bang. But they claimin another set the next week. The school is filled with boys who just chill in the restroom with there juuls and carts . The girls at the school are all hoes and think they're potheads because they have a wax pen. Also 99.8% of the females are under 5'4 . Most "Student Athletes" don't even care about their grades. And the proctors only watch that one group that used to hangout by the J building and behind the PE portable. The most fun you can have during the weekend is going to a dickfest party you know that is going to get shutdown an hour after it started. Most of the girls at the parties just wallflower and stay on their phones. Anyways by junior year everybody gets sent to chillside. The End.

Upland High School where the kids are higher then their grades.

Upland High School ain't even that bad.

by FuckUplandPd March 19, 2019

Uplay

The world's biggest let down in video game servers

Ubisoft created AWESOME games like Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag, Rayman, and Watch Dogs, but Uplay, albeit great, it's servers and internet suck, and it's a hassle to get it working.

by austindoesurbanhonesty April 29, 2014

Uplevel

Inspired strategic action creating greater capabilities

We will uplevel our company to broaden our service and client horizons.

by uplevelglobal April 20, 2017