Unteller 

An Unteller is a large wooden device quite similar to shape to an umberella, it is most commonly used by drunk people as a seat.

You can find many examples of an Unteller in its natural habitat around Playa De Palma.

Look at that drunk person over there sitting on that unteller, he better watch he doesn't hurt himself!

I just seen a sharkie climb up that unteller over there!

Unteller by Christabell September 13, 2014

Untellectual 

The opposite of an Intellectual; someone who lacks common sense and even basic knowledge of anything.

Chris: Have you seen that new guy, William around?

Steven: No.

Chris: Good, he's a bit untellectual most of the time.

Untellectual by PixelGeek52 August 23, 2018

untellectual 

(n)1. an unitnelligent person.
(adj.) 2. a "no brainer"

Robert and his friends like to drink cheap beer and engage in untellectual conversation.

untellectual by cardboard disaster February 17, 2008