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Unix beard 

Facial hair that all Unix experts are mysteriously compelled to grow. The length, bushiness, and unkemptness of the Unix beard are all directly proportional to the owner's expertise. Having a Unix beard is a great way to ensure that you never get laid.
Bob's a true Unix genius, just look at the size of his Unix beard!
Unix beard by josh@rootpoot November 19, 2003
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UNIX beard 

It is the excuse hipster junior System Administrators use when they leave long beards. It is supposed to be measuring the level of expertise however it is really a ruse , a masquerade for them to satisfy their deeper hipster motivations. You can easily spot them when they compare their beard not with Tovald's but with the one Clooney has.
Dimitris clames he keeps his beard long to mark his UNIX expertise, calling it a UNIX beard. Hack through his browser history though, you'll see lots of Clooney images.
UNIX beard by truthteller@root August 27, 2013

unibeard 

Similar to a unibrow, a unibeard is when a man's beard and chest hair have no distinct separation. It's all hair from chin to chest.
Kim made Kevin shave and define his beard better because she was sick of seeing his sloppy unibeard.
unibeard by the class clown December 2, 2013

Unibeard 

A look popularized by European males, notably soccer players, where the the beard and the hair are kept a uniform closely-cropped length.
That Euro gets all the ladies. It must be his unibeard!
Unibeard by RSG June 26, 2006
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026