United States Military Academy 

Federal Penetantiary located above the Hudson River. Also known as The Hudson High School for Underprivileged Girls . Although it is known by some to produce commissioned officers for the United States Army; its primary purpose is to make Navy's football team look good. Populated by Cadets; applicants must either obtain a nomination from their congressman, or accept attendance there as an alternative to a lengthy prison term. Remarkably, it defies the time-space contiuum in that though it is only about 50 miles from the center of New York City; it is nearly 1000 miles from civilization. It is also located immediately to the north of a small anthopological dig known as "The Highland Falls Project." Tourists are encouraged to roll their windows up when driving near or past the United States Military Academy as people have complained about having diplomas thrown into their cars.

He didn't get accepted to the Naval Academy, so he had to go to the United States Military Academy.

United States Military Academy by Marine Cannoneer December 26, 2011

The United States Military Academy Preparatory School

a prison for average student athletes that didn't have the grades to be directly admitted into West Point. It is a place to be treated like a 12 year old and too lose one's soul, zest for life, and will to succeed.

an extra year of high school where students improve their study skills and are cooped up with the same 246 people for an entire year. The curriculm entails "buddy fucking", how to break the rules without being caught, and how to deal with a group of individuals who are either normal (rare), ignorant, or socially inept. If you like being told when to go to bed, cut off from society, socially and sexually deprived; this is the place for you.

"My recruiter told me I was attending the number 1 college in the United States, when really, I was just going to The United States Military Academy Preparatory School or daycare."

The United States Military Academy Preparatory School by #prepschoolproblems November 21, 2011

United States Military Acadamy 

A leadership institution that has no intrest in developing Army leaders, instead is focused on producing a winning football team...

Pulling fire alarms falsely is a federal crime, unless its to support the United States Military Acadamy football team.

United States Military Acadamy by cadoodle December 3, 2007