Typothetically Speaking 

When someone is angering you on MSN, or Facebook, or any other social site, you begin to rage about them in the comments box writing swear words and racist insults, Only to delete your whole text and move on with your life.

Brad: "Hey Mikey, what happened between you and Jerry?"

Mikey: "Nothing, I just called a Jewish Asian who sucks dicks at the dumpster."

Brad: "OMFG you did?!?!?"

Mikey: "Typothetically speaking."

Typothetically Speaking by Softball Mariam November 15, 2009

Hypothetically speaking 

Hypothetically speaking

Phrase, beginning of a sentence. Use when you don't want to say you did something, but you actually did it.
See: asking for a friend

Person 1: Hypothetically speaking, what if I was arrested and I ran away from the police holding cell by overdosing the guard with heroin?
Person 2: Dude!

Hypothetically speaking by Migaspin March 2, 2021

Hypothetically Speaking

When someone is trying to shoot their shot but there chopped

Joel: Hypothetically Speaking , if I asked you on a date, what would you say?

Hypothetically Speaking by cheekymonky February 19, 2026