Omniscient god, descendant of Zeus, Shits fire and pisses lightning, destined for greatness he was snatched as a boy from Mount Olympus and dragged down to earth forced as a punishment for Zeus's crimes to live his life as a mortal with godlike ranking abilities.
by Exe1337 June 21, 2016
Get the Tylerbear mug.1.) This individual roots against the team you support, just because you support them. He will root for opposing teams and wish for horrible things to happen to the team you support. He will even go so far so to miss out on the biggest celebrations, because he hates his home state team. Some call this being a hater.
2.) A minty fresh chewing gum made in Canada.
3.) When someone rains on your parade.
2.) A minty fresh chewing gum made in Canada.
3.) When someone rains on your parade.
Me: Go Cats!
Greg: I hope several Kentucky players suffer career or life ending injuries tonight.
Me: Dude, Don't Tylerbyand me tonight!
Greg: I hope several Kentucky players suffer career or life ending injuries tonight.
Me: Dude, Don't Tylerbyand me tonight!
by Wildcat44 August 22, 2012
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1. What UC Berkeley students are forced to endure before every semester.
2. The shittiest, slowest, most outdated and least logical website on the World Wide Web. With programming carried over from when it was a telephone service (hence the name), all your info will be lost if you hit the back button, and its inner workings are a mystery to all. Although its stated purpose is to help students register for classes, what it really does is cause lots of stress, anger, and frustration.
2. The shittiest, slowest, most outdated and least logical website on the World Wide Web. With programming carried over from when it was a telephone service (hence the name), all your info will be lost if you hit the back button, and its inner workings are a mystery to all. Although its stated purpose is to help students register for classes, what it really does is cause lots of stress, anger, and frustration.
by bladibla August 4, 2010
Get the TeleBears mug.The Telebear is a bear that dwells in web of the UC Berkeley internet system, preying on innocent students that think they have created awesome schedules, lulling them into a false sense of self righteousness and security in terms of their schedule planning. When students log into the Telebears system, the Telebear proceeds to rape the minds of UC Berkeley students by telling them that the classes they want at the times they want are FULL. The Telebear shows no mercy forcing students into signing up for 8 A.M. classes, Friday afternoon classes, and classes they don’t give two shits about. He is one fucked up son-of-a-bitch.
*Cal student logs into Telebears for Telebears appointment*
"Hell yea!!, Just made my awesome schedule on Course Rank/Ninja Courses, no 8AM classes and I can go home on Fridays!! Time to sign up for them on Telebears!!"
*proceeds to enter Course Control Numbers to register*
*Looks at computer screen, scanning intently for the sections he/she wants*
"WHAT!?!??!?! NOOOO!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!??!?!!?"
*the class that student wanted is full*
"FUCK"
*proceeds to CourseRank/Ninja Course classes*
*same result when CCN's are entered into Telebears, time after time*
*20 minutes later*
"GODDAMNIT!!! WORK, TELEBEARS. WORK YOU COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT"
*ends up disappointed at schedule, but relieved to at least get some classes*
to roommate "aye nigga, i just got raped by the Telebear"
roommate: "its iight man, i got raped by the Telebear last night"
"Hell yea!!, Just made my awesome schedule on Course Rank/Ninja Courses, no 8AM classes and I can go home on Fridays!! Time to sign up for them on Telebears!!"
*proceeds to enter Course Control Numbers to register*
*Looks at computer screen, scanning intently for the sections he/she wants*
"WHAT!?!??!?! NOOOO!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!??!?!!?"
*the class that student wanted is full*
"FUCK"
*proceeds to CourseRank/Ninja Course classes*
*same result when CCN's are entered into Telebears, time after time*
*20 minutes later*
"GODDAMNIT!!! WORK, TELEBEARS. WORK YOU COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT"
*ends up disappointed at schedule, but relieved to at least get some classes*
to roommate "aye nigga, i just got raped by the Telebear"
roommate: "its iight man, i got raped by the Telebear last night"
by brytontiga November 3, 2010
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by muffinman2112 October 10, 2011
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Not only armed with claws that although can kill, are wonderfully manicured but honesty that spikes through enemies defenses.
Is also known as Dyertrons safe animal, during Tai Chi, for obvious reasons.
Not only armed with claws that although can kill, are wonderfully manicured but honesty that spikes through enemies defenses.
Is also known as Dyertrons safe animal, during Tai Chi, for obvious reasons.
by Child. March 5, 2009
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