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1. To purposely make your temporary absence known and to make an excuse such as false claims of interacting with a female on a communication messenger (MSN, AIM, etc.) and returning 2 minutes later to resume your online conversation.

2. To boost your self esteem.
Hey, did you guys hear about Brown Jam? He's a two minute man!
by LoboTHEONEANDONLY June 06, 2009
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