Two Chair 

Def 1. A person who is so large that they could easily occupy two chairs due to the size of their butt.

Def 2. One who cannot comfortably (or struggles to) sit on a chair because of their size.

Note: Depending on the fatness of the person, this term can be adapted to 3 chair, 4 chair, or 5 chair. Anything after 5 chair the joke becomes stupid.

"Hey man, check out that Two Chair on your right."

"Wow, that's more like a 2.5 Chair."

"Yea, definitely your team."

Two Chair by Unparallel April 25, 2012

Falling between two chairs

Someone who falls in-between two categories, and cannot enter either or. This can be an example of someone who does not make enough money to live comfortably, but makes way too much money to get on welfare. People who fall between two chairs are stuck in survival mode and just exist.

According to the government, I make too much money to get on welfare, but I don't make enough money to live comfortably, so I falling between two chairs.

Falling between two chairs by BigOldExhaustedDummy March 1, 2026