Twissues 

Twissues are issues between twins. These issues relate to the general relationship between the twins or a more specific occurrence like an argument between twins. The word is applicable to any type of twins.

Example 1:
"Can you two stop arguing and just sort out your twissues!?"

Example 2:
They have a lot of twissues that they need to sort out.

Twissues by Kilephia August 19, 2018

jizzy tissues 

any fabric or material that is used to jizz on and is left to ferment in a conspicuous location.

Clean up those jizzy tissues you fag

jizzy tissues by pcmckay August 2, 2007

throws tissues 

Verb.
The act of trying to comfort one from tears by physically assaulting them with throwing tissues at their faces. The best way to comfort your friend / boyfriend / girlfriend / stranger you just met 3 seconds ago.

Dude: I am sad right now and Im crying..
You: *throws tissues *
*winks *

throws tissues by rainbow meth January 27, 2015

Happy Tissues 

Tissues in which a male ejaculates rather than blows his nose.

Guy 1- Hey dude, looks like your roomates not getting any.

Guy 2- How do you know?

Guy 1- His trash is full of Happy Tissues

Happy Tissues by Wordwizzzard March 4, 2009

Tissues 

A suitable nickname for any boy that struggles with cope with the stresses that an average four year old girl would cope with.

Someone who crys when the going gets even a tiny little bit tough.

D: I can't handle the stress! I'm too busy!

T: STFU, Tissues. Take it like a man.

D: *sniffles*

Tissues by The _ Knowledge November 20, 2010

fuck tissues 

Tissues kept in your vehicle for the sole purpose of cleaning up after sex.

Your welcome. Please don’t drip on my black seats. Grab the fuck tissues before you get off.

fuck tissues by JimmyRK October 20, 2018

Daddy Tissues 

When dad has a grotesque amount of tissues.

My daddy has 235 packages of tissues, i call that Daddy Tissues

Daddy Tissues by Maxicat0 October 1, 2021