Twirve 

1) an exclamation;

2) n. a crunchy cereal consisting of dried frogs, formerly known as Grammacks.

3) v. to angrily avoid

1) Twirve! I think I started my day with a box of Twirve, but then I threw up in my cookie jar.

2) I twirved my boss today because at my last evaluation she denied me a raise and used bubble letters to write my name.

3) Didn't these Twirves used to be called Grammacks?

Twirve by Santino Baby, Helen if u nsty May 11, 2010

Twilve 

The English language is lacking a word that defines 24 hours, like e.g. the Scandinavian languages have. There's "day" that can define a 24-hour span, but that can also be used to define the 12 hours of light, as opposed to "night".

"Twilve" is a contraction of the words two/twi and twelve, defining a period of time that is two times twelve hours.

"Twilve" is both a noun, as in 24 hours, and a verb, meaning "stay up for 24 hours".

Noun
"A twilve"

Verb
"To twilve"
"I'm twilving now"
"Yesterday, I twolved"
"I've been twilving"
"I'm going to twilve"
"Twolve!"

Twilve by tanketom April 24, 2008

Twirpelling 

What birds do in enchanted forest springs.

Megan and Ania encountered twirpelling birds while walking through an enchanted forest.

Twirpelling by Shawn Chatman September 12, 2008

twired 

Too exhausted to do anything, too wired to sleep.

I felt twired after drinking an espresso at 4:00 am.

twired by Carlyle Pollard January 7, 2004

Twired 

To be in a combined mental state of tired and wired.

I see my colleague in the elevator on the way to the meeting room. I ask him how he is doing. He says, "I have been up all night to prepare this presentation for the board. I've been working on it non-stop for three days. I've been drinking coffees like a bandit to stay awake. I'm so toasted. I'm so wired, too. Man. Hell, I''m twired.

Twired by Royal Wulff November 27, 2012

pube twirler  

Someone who is inept and void of common sense.

One who is clueless in the art of sexual relations, often confusing a "bushy" female partner's pubic hair for her reproductive organ.

Literally, someone who twirls their pubes in moments of boredom.

Pube twirler examples
"Am I hittin the G' spot tonight Gertrude?"

"Uh, you're just repeatedly licking the lower portion of my belly button." - Pube Twirler

"I am so cool I just called that woman a dick wagon."

"Keven, don't be such a pube twirler."

pube twirler by Irbster2 February 7, 2008

Ohio Baton Twirler 

During oral sex just as the man is about to cum he yanks his cock out of her mouth and as he is jizzing starts cock slapping in a circular, twirling motion.

Girl 1: So how was that new guy??

Girl 2: Well, he was amazing until he started Ohio Baton Twirling.. He got jizz all over the place!!

Girl 1: THe Ohio Baton Twirler!?!? Oh My God!!!

Girl 2: I Know!! I'm still cleaning jizz out of my hair!!!

Ohio Baton Twirler by Stumbling_Bears May 9, 2009