Tweetlive

( in person or on the phone) say what you have to say in 140 Characters..or less...preferably less

( don't have time... but care )
Bobbi: did you hear what happen to me?
Brian: no but Tweetlive because I am late for work.

( dont give a shit... but will listen )
Bret: dude did you hear what happen to me?
Brian: no... but tweetlive will ya...

( I will listen but I don't want to get into it with you )
Ex: I can't believe what you said to Bobbi
Brian: Whatever... tweetlive... Trick

Brian: tweetlive
Whoever: ok so is this "I dont have time", " you don't give a shit" or you don't want to get into it?
Brian: : )

tweet tweeter tweets

Tweetlive by BrianBuccheri June 29, 2011

Tweetiepying 

The art of waking up a female / partner by slipping the male length into the back of her throat and getting her to say "The early bird catches the worm"

"I was Tweetiepying that girl the other night and the vibrations from the wording made my willy sick"

Tweetiepying by Sylvester123 September 17, 2013

tweetie bird 

Like a snowbunny, but instead of white, it’s an asian girl who only likes black men

Saw this bad tweetie bird on ig and slid in her dms, maybe she’ll teach me her language.

tweetie bird by sslayde September 12, 2020

Tweetiversary 

The milestone of a certain amount of tweets a person has posted on twitter. This is usually every hundred tweets.

"I forgot my 200th tweetiversary, so I'm looking forward to my 250th"

Tweetiversary by Kiss_Fan February 4, 2010

tweetle beetle 

A rare species of a beetle which is found in East Doodleland off the coast of Greenland. It eats penguin fetuses and they often perform complicated mating ritual where two male rivals fight each other to the death by using paddles in puddles, in bottles, on a poodle, eating noodles. It was discovered by the famous explorer Bob Ross DCCCXC. This great discovery was portrayed in Dr. Seuss' renowned book "Fox in Sox". A great expedition to find this species was attempted in 1863 to find the Tweetle Beetle again, but was promptly failed due to weather conditions, mealstorms, and the lacking of the geographical maps that portray Doodleland. Because of this, many people believe that the Tweetle Beetle is just a myth made up by sailors.

Despite the popular belief, scientific evidence proves that Tweetle Beetles do exist. Thank you all for spending your time of this quite pointless endeavor.

tweetle beetle by QuestionBear August 18, 2017

tweetover 

A Tweetover is like a sleepover, except instead of chilling with a buddy you tweet all night.

ZOMG I can't sleep! Time for a tweetover!

tweetover by niffler March 24, 2009

tweetcited 

1 - being excited about Twitter

2 - Tweeting multiple times in quick secession or within a small time frame.

Example 1: I was so bored during class that I got too tweetcited and tweeted 20 times in 15 minutes!

Example 2: You'll never believe what happened today! I'm so tweetcited, I can't wait to share this with other twitterers!

tweetcited by kissbangbangme June 6, 2009