Turtle turd 

When one has to have a bowel movement so bad that the head of the turd starts to come out. The owner may be able to suck it back in for awhile longer, but if a restroom isn't found, the turtle turd will rear it's ugly head again.

A Turtle Turd can be compared to when a turtle pushes its head out of its shell, only to find danger on the outside world and quickly pulls its head back in its shell.

Turtle turd by Jeff Antonio May 4, 2014

Tennessee turtle turd clamper 

It’s where two guys are in a pond and find a snapping turtle and don’t know which end is which but they both pull them out and see which one gets the poop chute and which one gets the clamp

Tennessee turtle turd clamper, Oh my God Jim did you see Jerry do that Tennessee Turtle turd clamper last night it snapped his dick off

Tennessee turtle turd clamper by Tennessee dh November 8, 2021

TurtleTurdUmbrella 

What are you looking this up? Get a life.

Your such a TurtleTurdUmbrella for looking this up.

TurtleTurdUmbrella by AidenAidenAiden March 12, 2018

turtleturd 

big pp nut suck

i just got a turtleturd form the lunch lady

turtleturd by DevanIsDumm March 30, 2021

box turdle 

When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.

"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."

box turdle by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014

sea turdle 

The result of taking a crap in the ocean, aka code brown when executed in a pool.

Ryan: Sarah and I were doing a deep dive and she dropped a deuce at about 45 feet right in her wet suit.

Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.

sea turdle by the comand'r October 26, 2014

Ninja Turdle 

A turd that slips silently into the water.

I was afraid my big dump was going to make a loud kerplop and embarrass me in the office bathroom today, but luckily it was a Ninja Turdle.

Ninja Turdle by Baindawg December 4, 2012