Turtle Walk

The Turtle Walk is the awkward shuffle one makes as they move from the toilet (pre-wipe) to reach a distant object or move to a new location.

My iPod was sitting on the bed, so I had to turtle walk from the toilet.

by TheMysteriousB October 26, 2011

MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN!

Used as an insult. When said person walks into a room instead of the guys getting boners the penis retracts because bitch you ugly.

Hobag : "Your just a fuggly slut"

Boss ass bitch : "MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN!"

by because why not January 26, 2015