Turtle Walk 

The Turtle Walk is the awkward shuffle one makes as they move from the toilet (pre-wipe) to reach a distant object or move to a new location.

My iPod was sitting on the bed, so I had to turtle walk from the toilet.

Turtle Walk by TheMysteriousB October 25, 2011

walk the turtle 

Being slowed down by a drag.

Man working with Dave has been so slow, he’s making me really walk the turtle.

walk the turtle by Turtleman808 January 31, 2020

walk the turtle 

Smoking a cigarette at work. Used instead of saying smoke a cigg in front of customers.

Hey bro... Wanna go walk the turtle?

walk the turtle by carnage667 December 28, 2014

MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN! 

Used as an insult. When said person walks into a room instead of the guys getting boners the penis retracts because bitch you ugly.

Hobag : "Your just a fuggly slut"

Boss ass bitch : "MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN!"

MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN! by because why not January 26, 2015

Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle 

The Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle were presumably re-discovered by Chinese zoologist Ping Long-Wang in 1963 along the coasts of Peru. Ping noted the peculiar way in which these turtles walked on land, much unlike other sea turtles in the oceans.

The Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's have a declining population, and biologists assume that the species have been hunted to near extinction for their meat. The current predicted population is 234 as of 2009, and is on a continued decline.

The species is only found in Peru, and is hunted illegally by Japanese fisherman and hunters today, despite the governmental protection given to the species.

Scientists predict that this rare species will be eradicated by 2015.

The fastest recorded speed of the Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle is 15 k/m on land.

Sightings of these animals are extremely rare. Aside from those in captivity, the last recorded sighting was in 2007. This may be because they are very hard to pick out from ordinary sea turtles, and they are extremely rare on land.

Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's come in various colors. Green on the females for camouflage. Purple on the males to attract other females. The brighter the purple, the more attention from females.

There is a Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle in Central Park Zoo in New York, New York, USA.

Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle by Rudius Maximus November 30, 2010