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(plural Turtains)

Origionally meant to mean "tiny curtains", Turtains refers to a cloth or cloth-like material often used to block windows, usu. for purposes of privacy or controlled lighting of all sizes.
When can we get some turtains in this bright room?
by Vmag: Etymology Division January 20, 2005
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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