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Turkish women 

The women who are Turkish. I will talk about the ones that live in Turkey. (There are 7 Turkish republics in the world.)

Since they were little girls, they were raised to be great mums and wives. It's in their culture. They are selfless, loving, compassionate. Comparing to other women in the world, they are AWESOME cooks and they don't even know they are.

Modern Turkish women don't cover their hair. They're muslim but usually not practising. They look nothing like Arab women. More like ligher skinned- Persians.

They are usually brunettes and HOT ones. They usually have dark wavy hair and light skins and deep dark eyes. They tend to have really small hands and feet. They're usually shorter than European women. Their height average is 5 feet 3. And most of them have curvy bodies.

They have the typical Mediterranean body shape: medium breasts, thin waists and well-rounded asses.

They care about their personal hygiene a LOT. I've lived in Turkey for 8 years and I never met a single girl who didn't smell delicious. They take good care of their hair.

Most of the Turkish girls are extremely possesive and jealous. And they love possesive macho men.

When they love somebody, they let him do anything to her. (not talking about sex, but, yeah that too.) They focus their lifes to the one they love and they usually don't cheat or even flirt with other men.
Man, how come all these Turkish women are this hot?
Turkish women by jaydendylan September 21, 2011
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(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
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Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
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As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
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schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
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eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
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