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A gentleman who regularly holds in his turds, in the hope of increasing Sphincter control and gaining pleasure in future "bottery".

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Someone who is a bit of a moany twat.
Nick has been on twitter complaining to morrisons again, christ he's a right Turdgrip. Hope he gets aids
by Bernard Trolling July 06, 2016
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