Turdgrip

A gentleman who regularly holds in his turds, in the hope of increasing Sphincter control and gaining pleasure in future "bottery".

Also

Someone who is a bit of a moany twat.

Nick has been on twitter complaining to morrisons again, christ he's a right Turdgrip. Hope he gets aids

by Bernard Trolling July 6, 2016

Turdrippinz

When you take a fat Duce that feels like you’re shitting barbed wire

I’ve been having some gnarly turdrippinz lately. Really tore up my asshole

by @Greasy.Butthole December 31, 2020