turdcheese

Hybrid of 'wankcheese' and 'turd.' Ambiguous meaning is intentional, as the 'victim' is left confused by the whole affair.

Geoff: Drake. You a turdcheese!

Drake: What, like.. cheese in a turd or.. cheese made of turd?

Geoff: Ha! Turdcheese!

Drake: Geoffrey, you a bad man.

by George Hayward December 03, 2006