Turbo Bang 

When a quickie just isn't fast enough. While a quickie may last 5-10 minutes, a Turbo Bang is a max 2-3 minutes from start (clothes on) to finish (clothes back on). It is the essence of a man channelling his inner two pump chump in order to get the job done in the most efficient manner possible due to time constraints or extenuating circumstances.

Pedro: Come on honey we’ve got to go or we’re going to be late.
Lila: But I’m need some lovin badly right now. Don’t we have enough time for a quickie?
Pedro: A quickie? No chance. We’ve got to leave in 5 minutes.
Lila: What about a Turbo Bang?
Pedro (looking at his watch): Done!

Turbo Bang by bhl1677 February 16, 2012

Turbo Bang 

-verb.

1) The act of vigorously and unrelenting coitus.

That'll be useful when you're turbo banging his wife.

Turbo Bang by Mike Honncho August 19, 2011

turbo banged 

Turbo Banging (verb): The act of having sexual relations with someone in a rough and turbocharged manor. Getting fired up and expelling all your energy into repeated hard thrusts.

"I turbo banged Meghan so hard last night she wont walk straight for a week!"

"Turbo banging is how I roll'

turbo banged by eastcoastlifestyle May 3, 2016

Turboranger 

The coolest person on earth, dont pay any attention to what that other guy says :D
Finds a bunch of useless irc scripts and puts them on his bot for no apparent reason.

<turboranger> !rape Merrick
*^SPDBOT^ rapes merrick

Turboranger by TURBORANGER!!! February 12, 2005

Turboranger 

A sexual pervert, fascinated with anal sex,pirates and man's best friend.

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass,tried to fuck your mom in the ass,tried to fuck your dad in the ass,all i found was the dog and his ass.Tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass,tried to fuck a fucking pirate.

Turboranger by Unknown February 11, 2005

Turbobandit 

A meme compilation content creator known for their love of goth girls and sometimes making the memes in Spanish, within their community, there’s rumors that Turbobandit is in fact a goth girl herself, however there’s no evidence to prove or disprove it.

“Hey, have you seen Turbobandit’s new video? It was in all Spanish”

“Yeah, the translators are having a field day with that one”

Turbobandit by Hsbejidjsvsk November 24, 2024