Tumblrphobia

When you're afraid of Tumblr attacking you in your sleep. When you're afraid of all the fandoms on tumblr attacking you.

I think I have tumblrphobia, what if all the fandoms eat me in my sleep?

Tumblrphobia by tohkeyo January 8, 2015

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tumblrphobia

Fear of having your nudes on the internet forever

Bill: Why'd you quit blogging?
Jill: After that hot video chat with the guy from tumblr, I've developed tumblrphobia

tumblrphobia by clint-beastwood March 22, 2011

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tumblrphobe

Someone who always bashes on tumblr user

tumblrphobe: She's a feminist? Ha! She's probably a tumblr kid.

tumblrphobe by methskitz September 9, 2016

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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