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Tullovision

(n.) Any live concert footage by the band Jethro Tull. It has been known to blind people with the extreme awesome.
Ever since I watched Ian Anderson on Tullovision I cannot enjoy any optical stimulus; even the sight of my newborn child made me throw up because he did not resemble a homeless man wearing a codpiece and dancing with a flute.
by LuciferSam1967 September 11, 2010
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Telovision

Te-love-ision

The kind of love you see on television. The flawless, never-ending, overcoming all obstacles (including herpes) kind. Where you sit amazed over how incredibly fictional and non-realistic it is.
-"Jesus Christ, Marie and Geoffrey are really together 24/7. It's like telovision."

-"Yeah, until he realizes that that little bump on her belly is actually Dave's baby growing inside of her and she realizes that those 'freckles' around his penis is actually crabs."
by Informal Skin January 7, 2009
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