Tufton

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A place for witty wasps, farmers, and Cal Ripkin. Out in the boonies, but close to Hunt Valley. Many homes belong to prep school kids and their parents' luxury cars. A quiet place, but full of partying every weekend. Nice houses with great land value.

"Where do you live?"
"Out on Tufton."
"Dude are you rich?"
"No, but my dad is."

Tufton by C1 July 29, 2008

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stutton the tutton

Quite similar to button the mutton (i.e., to give a hand- or blowjob), however, stutton the tutton is generally much rougher and only performed by the most willing of partners. Therefore it is common for one to take serious offense when asked to stutton the tutton if they are unwilling.

-I asked her to stutton my tutton on the first date and she slapped me.
-Dude, you don't stutton the tutton EVER on the first date if you want to be a righteous dude.

-Dude, so I asked to button the mutton but she went all the way for a stutton!

stutton the tutton by Stubernic June 12, 2009

Related Words

Tufton • tafton • tifton • Tutton • Tifton, GA • Tuften • tuftin • tufting • tupton hall • Turton

brady tutton

Brady tutton is an Shorewood Wisconsin raised singer now in a band called In Real Life with Michael Conor, Drew, Sergio, and Chance. They all one a record deal with Hollywood Records and has a long journey ahead of him and his fellow band mates!

Brady tutton likes to say "ugghh atrocious!"

brady tutton by Faith.T October 3, 2017

The Tutton

Pulling a Tutton, its when a really white guy gets rejected by a close friend and asks out another girl (Usually merked) just to show off

Guy 1: Wanna go out
Girl 1: Nope were too close of friends

Guy 1: Wanna go out
Girl 2: Ok

Guy 1: Look at my merked shordy
Guy 2: Bro you just pulled The Tutton

The Tutton by Jacky J Dog June 15, 2018

Tifton

The billboard capital of the world.

Tifton also claims to be the capital of everything in the world, including turf grass and reading.

Guy 1: Dude, lets go to Tifton
Guy 2: Fuck that, lets go to a place with real bars and night clubs

Tifton by 666Blue666Devil666 March 31, 2009

Tutton

A cocky person, usually a nice guy just being a cocky for fun.

He's just a Tutton, he's not really conceeded, he just plays around.

Tutton by supa G May 16, 2004

tufting

Also pronounced "tuftin." When a person (usually female, but not exclusively) wears a garment so low cut that the top of the pubic hair shows. Usually applies to underwear, but there are more extreme cases of tufting out of trousers or a skirt.

"I shouldn't have worn these knickers. I'm tufting! I need a bikini wax.

tufting by thebunnyhorse December 1, 2004

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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