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Troptard 

From 'Trop Tard,' literally "too late" in French.
Taken to mean someone who is compulsively late, or in the wrong place at the wrong time. Generally useful in any situation in which one wishes to degrade someone who is not on time for any reason.
"What? John's not going to be here til 11. How mich is that?"

"Totally. Let's ditch the Troptarded D&D-mo before he messes with our plotfuckery."
Troptard by kataklyzmik October 18, 2008
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traptard 

Me- She is parting hard
Then- She’s a traptard
traptard by Me.penut July 10, 2019
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troytarded 

An adjective used to describe a retarded action that likely would have been done by Troy.
What? You hit your finger for the third time with your hammer, man that's pretty Troytarded.
troytarded by bloopster August 18, 2018

traptarded 

When one has been trapping for so long that they have forgotten to save any money so that they may get out the trap someday.
Other symptoms may include, but are not limited to: forgetting that pots and pans are for cooking food, buying too much Supreme gear, lip syncing to rappers whose name start with "Lil'" while smoking blunts and drinking lean cocktails, and general delusions of grandeur.
"I can't believe Chad embarrassed everybody at Easter; man, he's traptarded. He tried helping Grandma cook in the kitchen, and just ended up making some crack."
traptarded by MyCrazyMind October 11, 2018

Trop Tard 

A person who is a normal person but you hate them enough to call them a trop tard.
Your a trop tard
Trop Tard by Swank101 June 3, 2018

Traptard 

A person who tries to sell shady trap work to licensed plugs.
This traptard needs to stop spamming my DMs and get on an airplane to meet people like a grownup.
Traptard by SexDrugsJokes October 7, 2019
A man on YouTube who holds such immense retard powers that not even god himself understands what it is. The powers of his tard are extremely overwhelming.
"Dude did you see Trotard today? Some kid with downs tried to out-tard him but was eviscerated immediately."
Trotard by RvvrBuggl September 23, 2021
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