- noun
A creative professional (esp. a musician or filmmaker) who dedicates most of his/her wasted time complaining about free downloads, ad-sponcered piracy, so-called illegal file-sharing and the almighty Free Culture movement online than s/he does engaging with his/her fanbase who actually help generate their income.

- origin
2012. From the pro-copyright blog 'The Trichordist', which David Lowery is a regular contributer.
Don't be a Trichordist, make art - not law.
by Ms. Danko August 17, 2013
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