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Trash Text 

Trash Text is a form of boast or insult commonly read in competitive situations (such as sports events) communicated via cell phone text. The use of text as opposed to face-to-face trash talking has many advantages. For instance, one may say something in a text they normally wouldn't in person. Furthermore, it is brief, succinct, and avoids confrontation.
Person 1: When the Packers shit on the Vikings on Monday, Im gonna trash text Chris, he's a big Vikings fan.

Person 2: Cool.
Trash Text by Sconny55 October 3, 2009
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Txting ones friend when your favorite teams square off, but you can't watch the game toghther. This txt's should include trash talking however you should never say anything you wouldn't be bold enough to say to there face.
Ex: After my friend moved away, we could only trashtxt when Notre Dame and Michigan played eachother rather than watch the game togther and trash talk.
trashtxt by Hintzieee September 12, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026