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Track Attack

The sharp pain in the chest, along with a lack of feeling in the legs and light-headedness, one gets when they immediately finish running/sprinting any track & field related event. One usually must reach PR or surpassed PR to achieve this feeling. It hurts alot. Sometimes results in being carried off the track, passing out on the track, crying, or a brutal yelling from ones coach for not running faster. Thankfully the pain does not last more than five (5) minutes in most cases.

-To spot "track attack" the runner will most likely have their hands at their hips, on top of their head, or on their knees and will be frantically walking around in circles (unless they are on the ground). Eyes may be watering and face will show expressions of great pain, anxiety, and constipation. The words fuck, shit, Jesus Christ, God, damn, and Holy (in any combination) are most commonly said when experiencing a Track Attack.
To stop a Track Attack simply eat extremely unheathly food i.e: nachos, candy, chips, or frosted animal crackers and lie on the ground.

Can also be written: Trackattack or Track-Attack.
Mayisha ran the 200m dash in PR time and placed first but once she reached the finish line I knew she was having a Track Attack. She was about to cry and she started yelling, "Holy fucking shit!" which scared some young children. I bought her some victory nachos and she felt alot better. Coach then brutally yelled at her for not running faster.
Track Attack by VictoryNachos April 7, 2010
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Track Attack

When you jump out from behind a tree next to a bushwalking track and attack innocent bushwalking tourists to steal their water. This attack is usually launched during an unorganised bushwalk where you run out of drink yourself.
Unorganised bushwalker 1: You ready to launch this track attack?
Unorganised bushwalker 2: Yeah, lets go!
(both jump out from behind a tree and attack well prepared Swedish backpackers)
Unorganised bushwalker 1: We got the water! Leg it!
(both run away with water and leave swedish backpackers stunned and panting on the ground)
Track Attack by Delfinator March 4, 2009

Ohio Track Attack 

When two people piss and jizz on someone when they are running

Missing Trick Attack 

Trick Attack, a skill used to debuff a boss giving a massive damage boost to teammates. Requires you to be in the rear of your target to inflict the debuff. If on any other side of the boss, the attack will be missed.
Tank: God damnit Ninja, you've been missing trick attack.
Ninja: B-but, my skill went off.
Tank: Did you True north?
Ninja: ....
Missing Trick Attack by Sterm April 1, 2019

trick attack 

when mrs mcmahon drops a breadstick at fazolis and bends over to pick it up, will beats her to it and before you know it, wham bam, trick attack
poor carla dropped her pencil and got total trick attack
trick attack by ben b January 26, 2005

Thack Attack 

A short fat guy that grew up in a suburb of Cleveland who thinks he is a bad ass.
Thack attack is coming around the corner to get you.
Thack Attack by Thack Attack July 12, 2018

attack tack

A colored pushpin left on the ground by an entry of a residence or on a window ledge, entry way or step to target a residence for vandalism and harassment. You will know it is an attack tack if you remove it an another appears in the same place and you may have a history of late night harassment or vandalism.
"Hey wait there is an attack tack here, lets have some fun and punk this place. "
attack tack by Lostindesert June 13, 2021