presidential toupe

Styling of one's pubic hair to mimic the fashion of our current President's orange 'do

Man, did you see the presidential toupee sticking out of her bathing suit?!

by LostMyBiscuits April 25, 2018

wayne toups

Bruh da dude make da best Zydeco and Swamp Pop on earth. He be tearin up dat accordion like aint no one never did.

Oh Louisiana some kinda some kinda hold on me,
like cypress stumps your roots have planted deep inside of me,
Oh Louisiana your world is sane to me,
Cajun Blood like the river flood is why I'm runnin free

by Rodney Billiot August 9, 2005

The Salty Toupe

When two middle aged,homosexual men have sex and one of them stands up before ejaculating and ejaculates onto the other man's bald spot on his head.

Joe did The Salty Toupe onto Kevin's head,his semen was really salty.

by Waffledragon155 March 31, 2012

arabian toupe

when u r taking it up the ass u shit on the other persons weener so there weenner head resembles a head with a toupe on

'my uncle raped me up the but'ses jimmy 'aww man u shoulda give that fucker an arabian toupe that will teach him' replys phillep

by mr arabian February 27, 2009

ass toupe

one who an ass as a toupe, or a jackass

what an ass toupe!
that ass toupe across the street won't let me use his scissors.

by shferdiggity,falligitty October 17, 2006

Toup

Also referred to as "Toupee", when one gets so hammered at a party they begin to think they can dance. A toup is usually accompanied by a large crowd gathering around to laugh or gawk at the spectacle. (Note: This only applies when the person really CANT dance)

"Oh my god look at Jared he's hammered. What's he doing, is he, OH MY GOD JARED'S ABOUT TO TOUP"

Girl: "Wow did you see that chubby kid toupee last night?"
Guy:"His name is Jared AND HE'S BIG BONED"

by J-roc geog November 2, 2014

Toups

The act of blaming spellcheck for a misspelled word.

You: My name is Taylor not Tyler.

Me: sorry that was a Toups.

(Blaming spellcheck for misspelled word)

by Enivegnar March 4, 2016