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Toss The Salsa 

To dismiss any and all feelings for an (ex) guy/girl, who has caused nothing but burning pain and heartache. Similar to the sensation of eating too much salsa.
Guy 1: "Dude...i just can't stop thinking about her."

Guy 2: "She was a bitch man...just toss the salsa."
Toss The Salsa by Bon Skoffa December 29, 2010
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Toss The Salad

1) To lick, and pleasure the anus
2) To mix chopped up marijuana with chopped up hash bricks.
3) To mix various vegetables, beans, pastas or fruits into a single dish.
Toss the salad, Bitch.
Are you going to toss that salad or what? I want to get high.
I hope mom finishes tossing that salad soon, I'm hungry.
Toss The Salad by Acephalous September 21, 2004

toss the salad

Toss my salad, please!
toss the salad by Anonymous January 30, 2003

Toss The Salad

When you lick inside the asshole.
Gross, my cat just tossed his own salad! He just bent over, and he Toss The Salad!
Toss The Salad by LinkFan64 September 21, 2008

toss the salad

"You know what they make you do in County? Toss the Salad!!"

toss the salad by Jay and Silent Bob September 6, 2003

toss the salad

To perform the act of eating out an asshole, usually in prison, with either jelly or syrup.
Interviewer: What do you do to the new guys, you know, the fresh meat.

Inmate: I make those bitches toss my salad.
toss the salad by the Pope October 5, 2004

toss the salad

to lick a butthole. Usually done to newcomers in jail.
In jail they make the newcomers toss the salad
toss the salad by LilJOnwhattt: August 24, 2005
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