tortilla curtain 

The jokey term for the U.S./Mexican Border. Referencing to the Iron Curtain of the (former)USSR.

"There,beyond the tortilla curtain,is America.The BradyBunch,EarthWind&Fire y todo"

tortilla curtain by Jeff8A December 25, 2007

tortilla curtain 

1) A really shitty book

2) A highly sexual survival technique used to conserve heat in the most desperate situations, (or just for fun). The act of putting your head between a girls butt-cheeks, and forcing her to fart to warm up however much of your face you can fit in there.

Dude, yesterday it was so cold out we pulled a tortilla curtain, but i only got nose-deep

tortilla curtain by somekidwithdiabetes21 January 26, 2011