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The act of anything Thomas-like or Tom-like that hurts others. Tomshit also includes selfish narcissistic tendencies.
Tomshit examples include: Tom Cat; having sexual intercourse and relationships with more than one partner; tomfoolery; messing around, Doubting Thomas; thinking everyone else is an idiot, Tomming around; cheater, Tom Thumb; sticks in his thumb and three fingers for his own self gratification; Tom Turkey, male jerk; Peeping Tom, out right pervert, especially enjoys inappropriate porn.
tomshit by Totally The Expert September 4, 2011
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Toshitba 

1. Any slow, overpriced, piece of shit computer made in china that crashes for any reason. So delicate and frail that if you get a drop of water on it or get a strain of hair in the keyboard it will begin to have a severe seizure and most likely never work again.

2. Any piece of hardware so useless you might as well wipe your anus with it.
3. An excuse to steal your money.
Guy 1: Awe man! My computer crashed again! Do you know what's wrong with it?
Guy 2: Oh there's nothing wrong with it, its just a Toshitba!
Toshitba by cashlikesmoney June 14, 2013
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A energetic person shy at the beginning but once she is a friend she is freaking awesome
Toshita ist super cool
Toshita by @crazydev99 July 29, 2018
Person A: "Hey, i got a new car!"
Person B: "Topshit, dude!"
topshit by RUBBERGUN September 5, 2005
A person/animal who steps in shit often, thus rendering his/her toes shitty.
25% of all rednecks are "toeshits". There has yet to be a conclusive study as to exactly how many dogs are toeshits, but many are
toeshit by MessyEssie November 14, 2007
When someone thinks they are the best, most coolest person ever when really they look like a tool.
Bob thought he was topshit driving his brand new hatchback down the road.
topshit by MaBro December 27, 2008

Toashith 

Nihayat Chutiya Randwa Bakrichod 🐐Insann
Chutiya = Toashith
Toashith by Famer Fudi November 23, 2021
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