Tom's Hardware Store

The coolest fucking place you'll ever go. They sell swords and guns.

"Man, I loved going to Tom's Hardware Store."
"I know man, it was crazy."

by keckothedragon November 7, 2023

Dolphin Tom

A creature made by a twisted mind with an uncontainable lust for the human Harry Potter.

"Did you hear about Dolphin Tom? Man, that will fuck you up".
"I honestly want a love as pure as Dolphin Tom has for Harry."

by Youllneverguesswhoitsnotme March 15, 2018