Tlak

A tlak is a talk that isn't necessarily serious in nature, but is about deeper than normal-everyday conversations. Conversations starting off about life, relationships, opinions or ideals, religion, whatever and branching out from there are how good tlaks are done.

Tlaks can end up in less dirty versions of the Question Game.

John: Dude, Jack, I need to have a tlak with you about something.

Jack: No problem man, just let me finish what I'm doing and I'll be right over.

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Let's have a tlak over coffee sometime.

by Fox1338 July 8, 2009

tlak

a male masturbation procedure in which the arm is extended around the back and opposite side in order to reach the genitalia. male then continues jacking off as usual.

"Why did you leave the room this afternoon? I wanted to tlak with you."

by Dr. Ren_Ayanami, Ph.D January 27, 2005

Tlak

Originally created through a misspelling of the word 'talk', 'tlak' means 'To Lack a Kidney'

Lee: Rebeccaaaa, My boobookittyfuck!

rebecca: Hey Lee, I'm fucking tlaking D:

by itlak. May 15, 2010

Tlak

comes from the wonderful world or cave creek, Az. Means something along the lines of awsome, cool amazing or wow. Can also mean beautiful or snazzy.

1)Dude, that sunset is tlak.

2) They are so tlak.

by someone thats tlak June 22, 2007

Tlak

The process of eliminating two things to make a stroke.

The genius “tlak”ked out the blanks to “lok” the letter S.

by Illegal, Meaning, Bad. December 27, 2024

Tlaked

A seemingly innocent common error made in a text when your friend's ex-girlfriend texts you misspelling 'talked' intending to say "Hey! We haven't talked in a while...", however in reality 'Tlaked' is meant as a sexual invitation that will undoubtedly leave your friend furious with you after you have ravaged his ex with passionate sex in his backyard. Often the friendship is ruined however in cases of a 'Double-Tlaked' in which each party tlaks each others ex the betrayal is neutralized.

Brandon : "Dude, did you hear George and his girlfriend broke up?"

Jess : "Yeah, she sent me a text saying we haven't Tlaked..."

Brandon : "You would tlak his ex so soon? Damn dude' that's cold"

by Zeus Alexander Neverwinter February 10, 2010

Tlaking

Mimicking the sound a retarded baby horse makes whilst it trots.

"Look at that retarded baby horse! TLAK TLAK TLAK"
"Stop Tlaking, You're embarrassing me. "

by BabyBrownSugar April 11, 2009