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One of the greatest games ever made. It's origins are quite odd, but still valid. A small group of vagabond outcasts from Mesopotamia migrated to Romania, where they found a large grassy field. One of them happen to have a ball with him, and they created a new sport. The origins of the word come from the 5th form of matter, tlab. These same nomadic outcasts reached the far reaches of the universe, where they discovered the 5th form of matter. They had very limited speech, and one of them just said what first came to mind.

The rules of tlab are quite complicated, and would take nearly an hour to fully explain. However, there are a few quick things to say. The sport is played on a tlab octagon with 7 players on each team. (some good fields are found in Minnesota and Romania). The ball is called a tlab ball, and the players are just tlab players.
Person 1: Hey, wanna go play tlab later?
Person 2: Tlab?
Person 1: yeah, man! Tlab! it's one of the more fun sports. I'll explain the rules to you while we're on the plane to Minnesota.
Tlab by Tlabman March 11, 2010
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Verb (abbrv) Trying Like a Bastard.

Mainly used in the context of chasing women. Most appropriate when the subject being chased is not at all interested.
He was T-LABing all night with that girl but he didn't get anywhere!

Do you think she'll be up for it? She will if I T-LAB hard enough.
T-LAB by Leopard85 September 20, 2009
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Tight like a baby Negro.
Person 1: "Hey man, this song is TLABN huh?"

Person 2: "Shit yeah, this song has always been TLABN as hell!"
TLABN by Zectra January 15, 2009

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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