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One of the greatest games ever made. It's origins are quite odd, but still valid. A small group of vagabond outcasts from Mesopotamia migrated to Romania, where they found a large grassy field. One of them happen to have a ball with him, and they created a new sport. The origins of the word come from the 5th form of matter, tlab. These same nomadic outcasts reached the far reaches of the universe, where they discovered the 5th form of matter. They had very limited speech, and one of them just said what first came to mind.

The rules of tlab are quite complicated, and would take nearly an hour to fully explain. However, there are a few quick things to say. The sport is played on a tlab octagon with 7 players on each team. (some good fields are found in Minnesota and Romania). The ball is called a tlab ball, and the players are just tlab players.
Person 1: Hey, wanna go play tlab later?
Person 2: Tlab?
Person 1: yeah, man! Tlab! it's one of the more fun sports. I'll explain the rules to you while we're on the plane to Minnesota.
Tlab by Tlabman March 11, 2010
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Verb (abbrv) Trying Like a Bastard.

Mainly used in the context of chasing women. Most appropriate when the subject being chased is not at all interested.
He was T-LABing all night with that girl but he didn't get anywhere!

Do you think she'll be up for it? She will if I T-LAB hard enough.
T-LAB by Leopard85 September 20, 2009
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Tight like a baby Negro.
Person 1: "Hey man, this song is TLABN huh?"

Person 2: "Shit yeah, this song has always been TLABN as hell!"
TLABN by Zectra January 15, 2009

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026