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One of the greatest games ever made. It's origins are quite odd, but still valid. A small group of vagabond outcasts from Mesopotamia migrated to Romania, where they found a large grassy field. One of them happen to have a ball with him, and they created a new sport. The origins of the word come from the 5th form of matter, tlab. These same nomadic outcasts reached the far reaches of the universe, where they discovered the 5th form of matter. They had very limited speech, and one of them just said what first came to mind.

The rules of tlab are quite complicated, and would take nearly an hour to fully explain. However, there are a few quick things to say. The sport is played on a tlab octagon with 7 players on each team. (some good fields are found in Minnesota and Romania). The ball is called a tlab ball, and the players are just tlab players.
Person 1: Hey, wanna go play tlab later?
Person 2: Tlab?
Person 1: yeah, man! Tlab! it's one of the more fun sports. I'll explain the rules to you while we're on the plane to Minnesota.
Tlab by Tlabman March 11, 2010
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Verb (abbrv) Trying Like a Bastard.

Mainly used in the context of chasing women. Most appropriate when the subject being chased is not at all interested.
He was T-LABing all night with that girl but he didn't get anywhere!

Do you think she'll be up for it? She will if I T-LAB hard enough.
T-LAB by Leopard85 September 20, 2009
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Person 1: "Hey man, this song is TLABN huh?"

Person 2: "Shit yeah, this song has always been TLABN as hell!"
TLABN by Zectra January 15, 2009
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026