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An awesome bloke. With infinite powers, he even can create a booty which is so heavy that he cant lift it himself.. But then he say BAM and the next thing you see is him lifting the same booty! This is just cheer awesomeness. Atheist become believers when they see him walking.
Last time i saw i guy drinking 20 beers in 1 second. Was it Tjerk? Yeah duh.
Tjerk by TeeBoneBooty June 15, 2011
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The terkin is a revolutionary hair piece that can be used as both a toupée and a merkin.
Is he wearing a terkin up top or down below tonight?

He's Twerkin and workin in the terkin.

Business in the front, party in your dacks.
Terkin by Ian From Werribee February 2, 2021
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Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast

when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.
I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"

boob twerk 

To work one's upper breasts in a calm, seductive manner with intent to cause sexual arousal.
"Hey girl, can you boob twerk for me?" ;)
"Sure"
boob twerk by Chris's_Zen May 19, 2013

Twerkable 

It means when someone is very sexy of attractive, so sexy that you want to twerk on them.
That girl is sexy, twerkable, even.
Twerkable by KawaiiPanda. February 13, 2014

twerknado 

1) Caused when a low pressure twerk front meets the warmer high pressure twerk front. The mixing of these two twerks can result in the twerk to move in a twisting motion that is super dangerous.

(The twerknado is rated in the Fookame scale with a highest rating of 5)

The first confirmed sighting of a twerknado was at the 2013 vma's when a ratchet white girl caused a F-2 twerknado that left a nation

devastated.
Ex1] I lost my house and home last year to the twerknado.
Ex2] Many trailerparks lie in te direct path of twerknado alley.
twerknado by memphisroots August 28, 2013
The cutest person you can ever be blessed to know. Terkas will hold your heart and will never let it go. They love that hard. Don’t break them. They’re fragile. They’re one you should make sure to keep around for as long as you can...they’re worth it.
-Ugh there’s this one girl and she’s literally so adorable! I don’t have a word to explain how she makes me feel.
-Dude...you’ve got yourself a Terka!
Terka by Yogurlmia June 26, 2019