Titsgiving was started by its Founding Fathers after watching a movie with a reasonable amount of tits. Said movie had to do with the popular American holiday, "Thanksgiving," so the two were cleverly merged into a great holiday.
Titsgiving is a popular culture holiday which falls on the first week of June. Titsgiving starts on the Monday of the week that includes June 1st, except in the case where June 1st falls on a Sunday. In this occurrence the following week, comprised of June 2nd-June 8th, shall be named Titsgiving week. Titsgiving shall not fall on the last week of school, however, because this would not allow for the much needed racism during the last days of school. (The last week of school is designated for racism, shitty movies, and making fun of Shamu-comparable teachers. If Titsgiving is to fall on the last week of any given school semester, it may be moved to the week prior to the last week of school. If any other possible descrepencies occur, the Titsgiving founding fathers shall discuss the matter. If no Titsgiving manual is present, you are screwed, and may proceed with the usual June 1st-7th celebration of Titsgiving.
During Titsgiving week, an increased amount of tits must be viewed from normal viewing. These may be in any necessary form, without being any illegal act. Please grab at your own risk.
Titsgiving is a popular culture holiday which falls on the first week of June. Titsgiving starts on the Monday of the week that includes June 1st, except in the case where June 1st falls on a Sunday. In this occurrence the following week, comprised of June 2nd-June 8th, shall be named Titsgiving week. Titsgiving shall not fall on the last week of school, however, because this would not allow for the much needed racism during the last days of school. (The last week of school is designated for racism, shitty movies, and making fun of Shamu-comparable teachers. If Titsgiving is to fall on the last week of any given school semester, it may be moved to the week prior to the last week of school. If any other possible descrepencies occur, the Titsgiving founding fathers shall discuss the matter. If no Titsgiving manual is present, you are screwed, and may proceed with the usual June 1st-7th celebration of Titsgiving.
During Titsgiving week, an increased amount of tits must be viewed from normal viewing. These may be in any necessary form, without being any illegal act. Please grab at your own risk.
by Olga the Pineapple November 15, 2011
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Whilst others in costumes ride the mechanical penis and consume Alcohol.
Whilst others in costumes ride the mechanical penis and consume Alcohol.
Are you going to Thotsgiving 2020?
Did you hear that someone’s gonna ride the mechanical penis in a speedo at Thotsgiving 2020
Did you hear that someone’s gonna ride the mechanical penis in a speedo at Thotsgiving 2020
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An alternative to Thanksgiving that features friends in lieu of family. Includes games, challenges, and prizes. Celebrated annually in the month of November.
by cmore October 14, 2014
Get the Timsgiving mug.Litsgiving: when you live far from home and are unable to visit family for Thanksgiving. So instead you get super fucked up with the boys at a near-empty bar. Can be applied to other holidays. (Ex: Litsmas)
Hey Matt, what you doing for Thanksgiving?
Well my family is terrible so probably staying home
Wana get lit?
Bro. Litsgiving. Invite the boys.
Well my family is terrible so probably staying home
Wana get lit?
Bro. Litsgiving. Invite the boys.
by SAFTBDEGENS January 26, 2017
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by Ihavetogoogleeverythingnow November 20, 2016
Get the twistgiving mug.The trend of smaller thanksgiving gatherings as a result of the quarantine requirements in the COVID19 Pandemic. Smaller turkeys, smaller feasts but a commitment to the joys and emotions of our traditions. A spin off of the popular quarantini-wedding trend.
This year with are celebrating a TiniGiving — it will be just the two of us (just our immediate family, just the adult children) but we plan to make the most of it with great food, and great leftovers. We all have much to be thankful for.
by MirandaWrites October 28, 2020
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