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Thoughtsman 

A man who masturbates using only his thoughts by choice/due to the unavailability of pornography.
Tim went to summer camp and had to become a thoughtsman due to the lack of internet access.
Thoughtsman by SnakAttack April 1, 2011

Thoughtsmith

Pronounced: THôt,smiTH

NOUN
Person who in the past, &/or present, attempts to, &/or does, engage in invention of (A) concept(s), whether or not any others have conceived it/them before.
Wordsmiths need not, & seldom do, have small vocabularies. I'm A wordsmith, & thoughtsmith. (Thoughtsmiths need not, & seldom do, have small mentabularies.)

Thoughtamize 

to blow someone's fucking mind.
"These shrooms got me thoughtamized"
"I was thoughtamized after i visited the Grand Canyon"
Thoughtamize by MondosRags August 14, 2019

Thoughtism

When you think someone has autism but turns out theres fuck all wrong with them
Sorry man my bad I thought you was on the spectrum! A mistaken case of thoughtism
Thoughtism by C Dore March 4, 2022

Thoughtsmani 

Thoughts my nigga? the formation of opinions, especially as a philosophy or system of ideas, or the opinions so formed by your friend or simply "what do you think"
*Showing the phone to a friend about the breakup between Selena and Justin* saying the word

"Thoughtsmani?"
Thoughtsmani by Millionmiles February 14, 2019

Thoughtmaster 

Someone who is in complete control of their mind and thoughts
Be a thoughtmaster when you go in for that audition.
I wish I was a thoughtmaster at taking test
Thoughtmaster by 4liberianman January 17, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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