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Thotspoon 

An adolescent person who retains the name from writing the word "thot" on a spoon, thus creating thotspoon. To clear out any gray area, thotspoon is a masculine name. Any female caught calling a man a thotspoon will be killed on site.
"Thotspoon, you're looking hella cute today"
"Sorry for flexing"
Thotspoon by totspoon4 March 31, 2019
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tootsoonie 

A tootsoonie doesn't even deserve to be capitalized as a noun. It's a tootsoon and sometimes pronounced as tsootsoon. Italian for nigger. Also known as castania brugate, which is Italian for burnt chestnut. Better known to be an up and comer in the Call of Duty 4 rankings. Often cathing Monarch butterflies, singing the moofoomoofoo-man chant or watching the sunset behind the MooseShagger himself. You can find a tootsoonie in Scarborough, FO SHO!!! "Ain't nothin' but a g thang bay-bay", or possibly in my basement.
What's the difference between a picnic table and a tootsoonie? ....one supports a family, the other doesn't.

What do you call 2 tootsoonies in a sleeping bag? ..TWIX

tootsoonie by Tootsoonie May 21, 2008

Thotspot 

A thot hotspot; an area containing a large number of thots gathered together.

This could generally include most nightclubs or bars but the term thotspot should be reserved for places in which the thottery is at maximum.
"Hey man, you want to go to The Supernova tonight?"
"No way man, that place is a total thotspot. Let's go to Tempest instead."

Tomspoonary

Tomspoonary is a mix between Tomfoolery and spoon commonly used by people that do not have a wide understanding of hip words.

Practically it is the messing around of dumb or stupid people.
Stop this tomspoonary
Tomspoonary by Ninjajtblox October 19, 2017

thatspookyagent

you should follow thatspookyagent on tumblr! they’re so nice!”

Thotspot 

One of those places in any town where thots always take pictures of themselves. Examples include starbucks, a hiking trail, or a brick wall with a quote painted on it.
I opened up Instagram and the first four stories I saw were girls at the thotspot
Thotspot by MumboJumbo4Mayor September 28, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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