ThotVent

much like a Christmas advent calendar where you remove 1 chocolate per day for each of the 25 days leading up to Christmas, the opposite occurs on the ThotVent. They both share 25 spots, but instead of removing and eating a piece of chocolate, you fill each of the 25 spots with the name/number/picture of each girl you've had intercourse with. Once the ThotVent is full, much like its yuletide cousin, there is a celebration, where we go out and get smashed and try to find the Merriest Saint Chick to ride ones Merry Saint Dick, one last time in the name of festive cheer so that one may deliver the special load (much like Santa and his toys on Christmas)

1: how's your ThotVent Cakendar coming along bro?
2: really good man, added this chick Jessica last night! Only 3 more till we celebrate the ThotVent!!!

ThotVent by amackinnon13 July 19, 2014

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Thotven

Basically steven sebit

Aye "thotven" jump on dis dick

Thotven by Bigorse February 22, 2019

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thotventures

A thot's adventures with his/her many partners.

Girl: I just met this boy named James.
Me: Girl, nobody wants to hear about yo thotventures.

thotventures by McKia September 5, 2015

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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