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Regarding an incompetent and self-proclaimed 'Christian' lawyer who attempted to regulate the video game industry's freedom of design and expression by claiming some video games simulate and train children to murder, along with other, more extreme, accusations. He did all this by his own hypocritical means through lies, open name-calling, false claims to donate money to charities, public childish attacks, and even violent threats - and eventually had his credibility completely destroyed through his own stupidity, even by organizations and people with a similar cause claiming they want to have no association with him.

The meaning of the word is a branch of the term "owned", but in the context of someone attacking the video game industry and being 'shot down'.
"Hilary Clinton got Thompwned!"
Thompwned by Mr. Glub Glub October 21, 2005
Words you can keep

Thepwned 

An awesome gaming community that plays different kinds of games like L4D2, CSS and MW2. Everyone is jealous of the fact that Thepwned has a lot of regulars on their servers and the other people have none.
Let's go play on Thepwned's playground server.
Thepwned by Trexxy November 24, 2009

Gabriel Thompsoned 

When you suck dick to coerce a buddy to get you a loan from the bank.
I can't believe you Gabriel Thompsoned homeboy into helping you open up your Flower store!

theopwned 

Concatenation of the name Theo and the popular term pwned. Usually referring to being pwned by Theo (Archibald) in an online FPS game (most often with the sniper rifle)
"Doh! I've been theopwned"
theopwned by sniped January 27, 2004

tampwned 

when a guy notices that a girl has left tampons in his bathroom, signifying girlfriend status
I thought she and I had a casual thing going, but she tampwned me.
tampwned by tampwnee January 14, 2009

theopwned 

A reference to the total defeat Theo Archibald usually gets while competing in any game/sport. The defeat is so bad you realize that it's not unlike the many defeats Theo Archibald is known for.
Damn Jason is really good, he Theopwned me hard!
theopwned by Zelkian October 15, 2004

Tampwned 

When an animal, eg; a dog eats a blood soaked tampon which has been disgarded.
Sam's dog got tampwned!
Tampwned by Ladd August 24, 2008
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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