1.(n)An improvised weapon that consists of a number of lug nuts placed in a sock and used to beat someone with.

a slock type of weapon but instead of a lock lug nuts are used.
You know George, the fat kid he picked his face so bad it looks like he was eating greasy teabags.
by DEADMEAT November 3, 2018
Get the Greasy teabag mug.
This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.
After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".
by thckjnk April 19, 2013
Get the The greasy teabag mug.