The Mezo Rule

This rule is used in a party setting to ensure that gender demographics at parties that, due to the make up of the group throwing the party, begin each party with a significant tilt in number of attendies that are... male. (ie: sports teams, fraternaties, religious organizations of any kind).

The Breakdown of the Rule:

- All members in good standing of the club throwing the party are welcome, and welcome to bring guests or to come alone.

- For each additional male guest who is not a club member that is brought by a club member, that club member must also bring a female guest.

- If no female guest is at that time accompanying the club member and his non-club member male guest:

A) the non club member male guest will be admitted with open arms into the party.

B) the club member will not be permitted entrance to the party and will be informed of the shame he has brought unto his lineage.

C) the outcasted club member can only gain entry by finding a female (not previously attending the party) to enter the party with the outcasted club member.

Upon completion of requirement "C", all honor is restored to the club member who committed the infraction and the indiscretion is never to be spoken of again.

"Andrew" plays rugby and is a club member in good standing. Andrew brings his buddy "Mike" to a party his rugby club is throwing. Mike is allowed in, but Andrew is in violation of the Mezo Rule and must go find a female before he will be allowed into the party. Andrew finds and introduces himself to a brazilian au pair at the bodega on the corner and asks her to attend the party. She says yes and they both are admitted to the party where there is much rejoicing.

The Mezo Rule by Manatee Schmanatee August 28, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016