The Dirty St. Nick

When you are done with a one night stand and the girl is passed out, you shit in one of her shoes as if you were St. Nick leaving her a treat.

Dave: "I fucked this girl last night and gave her The Dirty St. Nick"

Steve: "What's a Dirty St. Nick?"

Dave: " I shit in her shoe while she was asleep".

by Ed K75 February 21, 2009

Dirty St. Nick

To shit in a girls shoe. Usually done while sneaking out after a one night stand.

Dave slept with an ugly girl, but gave her a Dirty St. Nick before he snuck out.

by Cajun King October 23, 2008