The Brandmaster

The Brandmaster is your superior and you would be wise to bow down to him before he has you beheaded. It is also common knowledge that he thinks you are the coolest.

Jim: I sure wish I had someone who was far superior to me that I could bow down to.
Jane: Why don't you bow before the Brandmaster? He is superior!
Jim: Excelsior!

The Brandmaster by bneo20 August 27, 2009

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grandmaster of the pootang

To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.

"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"

grandmaster of the pootang by bigpappy June 24, 2016

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Grandmaster of the Arts

A person who has mastered every art there has been and will be.

Look how the Grandmaster of the Arts 360 noscoped that gay man

Grandmaster of the Arts by Serphos February 20, 2022

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