Urban Dictionary: The Shondrae

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A very black object, being, tool, creature, etc. Bears a close skin color resemblance to: Bonobo Monkey, obsidian, Kenyan Black Panther, Blackberries, Black Fruit Fly, Black Sun, Blackout Air Force 1s, West African Ass Cheeks, Dark Matter, basically anything that is ultra-black. Anywhere between 5'2 and 5'11 feet tall. Very nice creatures. Eyesight problems. Somehow able to attract almost any girl's attention. Somewhat athletic. Very intelligent creatures. Typically quick-witted and good with comedy.

{Quinn}: Bro, do you see that thing over there that's creating the darkness?

{Kenny}: Naw man, I can't see it. Its too motherfuckin black. It looks like 4:00 in the morning.

{Quinn}: Oh no. I hope it isn't what I think it is.

{Kenny}: It IS 😨😨😨.

{ Quinn and Kenny at the same time}: ITS *THE SHONDRAE*!!! 😰😱😭
^ Shondrae in this case is the dark creature walking towards the men!

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