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This theory states that upon sleep deprivation, intoxication (of both alcohol and other related substances), females become progressively more attractive through the factors of; time, exposure, peer pressure, intoxication, desperation, pity, and hormonal imbalance.
Cam:"Dude you were totally Hakked last night!!"

Carl:"Oh fuck not again! I hate the Hakanasson Theory!"
by Big Dick KVR December 20, 2016
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